What about some (programming) jokes for a smooth beginning of a new year? Let's start with an old one:
How many software developers does it take to change a lightbulb? 10 to discuss the requirements, 10 more to do the analysis, 10 more to do the design, and one to write the code, 12 years later.
And here's another one, this time more higher-order and functional (Haskell, if I'm right)**:
Isn't it cute?
And, at last, hava a look at a day in programmers life: http://www.muza.pl/7001.html?cc=0.6113369317218645&mode=image&img=0#gallery. It's really hard sometimes!!!
PS: If you know some XP or Agile jokes, please let me know!
* sorry, don't remember the source :-((
** source: http://arcanux.org/lambdacats.html, thanks to Philip Wadler ;-)